I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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