he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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