I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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