I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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