I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Fuck appropriateness.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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