So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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