her vagine was all disorganized.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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