i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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