If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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