I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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