so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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