Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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