You really coming over, don't trick.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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