i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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