In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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