i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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