He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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