the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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