He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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