I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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