Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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