She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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