please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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