look no pants
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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