Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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