he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize