I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You ate ashes out of my bong
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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