butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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