fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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