I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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