You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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