So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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