he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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