when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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