okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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