I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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