Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
is wine microwaveable?
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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