And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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