What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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