Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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