I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize