Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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