**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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