Only a mothe r could love this liver
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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