part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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