isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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