oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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