Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Say something about gay babies.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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