what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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