Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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